Not Tested On Animals

I was quite pleased to read that Uncle Tony had signed a petition in favour of animal testing. I've had this worry myself. The past few times I've bathed Sidney, on the label has been the statement "Not Tested On Animals". OMG, what happens if I accidentally drip some on Sindney? He could be damaged irreparably!
To make all things equal, I propose that we sign a motion allowing testing on Tony Blair!