Shit Sports

Sport, what is this fascination with sport? I could understand all of these Burberry clad fukwits, watching endless Albanian 3rd division football on SKY SPORTS 34, if they actually played the game. Even if they only played occasionally I could get the gist of it. More often than not, the only thing most of them have ever kicked is the occasional Asian or a phone box window. I could even understand it if they actually went to the matches to support the teams. But, no. They sit in the pub and support via the comfort [and distance] of the TV.

What incenses me even more than football, if such things are possible, is the worship of Formula 1 racing.

Now most sports, the common or garden "working class" man [to use the parlance of those who are daft enough to still believe in either 1. Working, 2. Class or 3. a Working Class] can indulged in, in some way or other. Take for instance cycling, football, rugby, cricket, all of these have amateur leagues that all use the full size, real McCoy equipment. I guess you can exclude horse racing unless you count a go on the donkeys at Blackpool as amateur horsemanship. But, at least with horse racing, you can bet on the outcome.

Ok, so back to F1 racing. It costs you an absolute fortune to go watch it, you don't have "on course betting" to try and recoup your travel expenses, you get to pay around £60 to advertise a motor companywhoses cars you are never going to drive............ need I go on?

So, we now come full circle and we find ourselves back in the pub with the Burberry clad fukwits who are now on the horns of a Dalai lamah. Do they watch the cow shit throwing / lawn mower racing on SKY SPORTS, or, do they watch that other load of old shite, Formula 1 racing on ITV?

Cast your vote [or even your cow-pat] now..........