Her New crusade

For those of you who don't know, Anne Diamond, that's an old pic of her, above, was a C-list celeb who, many moons ago, hosted a breakfast TV program.

Since then she's whelped a dead kid and got old and fat.

Well, since she whelped the dead'n she's made sure nobody had the opportunity to forget it. Anytime you saw her on TV [which in my case was none too often] she would be spouting about dead babies. In all the years she was prostletising, she could have raised an army of fukin kids instead of whinging about one dud!

I now learn that she has a new topic [not before time]. She grew, apparently, to such immense proportions that she's had her jaws wired, or some such.

I guess the papers [tabloids, anyway] will be full of headlines like.... [they were before]

ANNE DIAMOND LOOSES BABY [1985]

[careless bitch]

or more lately....

ANNE DIAMOND LOOSES 300 lbs [2006]

[couldn't care less, the bitch]