Metricificationalism [Fuck the French]
Neil Kinnock, pictured in front of that flag [of shame]Much in the news lately about metrification. All prompted by the fukin lickspittle of the French, Neil Kinnock.
I'll give him metric, the cunt.
We prostituted ourselves to that nation of surrenderers one before [and it wasn't the first time then, either] when we changed our currency from pounds, shillings and pence. All because the horse eaters cannot count in twelve's.
Now, this toadying cunt would have us do it again.
So, just for you, Kinnock, you fukin commie, here is a little something for you.
A Nail - to gouge out your eyes.
A Palm - to push your nasal cartilage into your "brain".
A Hand - to slap your Welsh [Welching] face.
A Span - to squeeze your temples.
A Foot - to kick your arse.
A Cubit - the length of an upper-cut.
A Yard - to tie you up like a dog.
A Rod - to beat you with.
A Chain - to fasten you with.
A Furlong - the distance a horse should drag you.
A Mile - the height from which you should be dropped.
A league - what you are in with the French because they never forgave the Brits for not throwing in the towel on the two occasions that they did.
For those of you who went to school in an age where you measured in mm, cm and Km, here is a handy link for you.....
posted by liits at 9:18 PM
1 Comments:
wow, hey sir, don't fuck the French unless they agree (and I'm afraid you're not my type). I am French and I actually love your non metric system. And big credit for you guys not throwing the towel on those two occasions...(I have my own personal Shrine to the memory of Sir Winston Churchill).
Just try to keep in mind most of the French don't give a shit how you measure your tiny wieners...
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