# Aint Nobody Here But Us Chickens.......

Revenge, like a Cadbury' s Cream Egg, is sweet. After Fat Birds little performance yesterday I thought I would teach her a lesson.

She normally spends about half an hour getting her lunch-box together [for the following day] each evening.

The concoction being cobbled together for today included a pack of baby beetroot, four hard-boiled eggs, a pack of sliced ham, packet of crisps [low fat], packet of bread sticks and a handful of butter portions & Mayo sachets nicked from the pub.

Needless to say, the four hard-boiled eggs were swapped for four uncooked eggs.

She has been home for nearly an hour and hasn't mentioned it.

Maybe she thinks she didn't cook them in the first place......