New old things

There is a well known saying, so well known, in fact, that I cant remember the damn thing. It goes something along the lines of; nothing is really new, it's just a re-hash of some other old shite.

What made me think that this is true came this afternoon while messing around with my all new, super fast internet connection.

Youtube. I could never get to it with my old connexion, nothing would ever load. Well, this afternoon was spent toying with Youtube and after about an hour of watching talentless tat it suddenly dawned on me that Youtube is the CB radio of the new millennium.

Who could have imagined that so little talent, with such small dicks, could take up so much space on just the one www?

It also makes me wonder when the people of the West Midlands ever go to work. All of those people making their own porn, and I use the word advisedly, all with Brummie accents, they must only work part time.

I remember way back when CB radio was all the rage. Here I must explain that I never had one, but one of my friends did. I never saw the point. Any fool who felt themself a budding DJ had the whole airwaves to toy with.

Youtube is the same for frustrated Jeff Strykers and the like.

The feeling deep down is that these people have something missing. In the case of Youtube it seems to be the lack of a 9 inch dick.