Now is our chance!

While our "friends" across the water are having a little difficulty, we should take the opportunity to send over a select handful of football hooligans and the whole damn country would come out with its hands up....... like it did on the two previous occasions!

At least doing it that way would save us having to go and bail them out.

While I think about it, have you ever noticed that every frenchman [with a small f] has at least five grandparents who fought in the resistance? Strange how such a large covert army had such little impact, don't you think?