Religion

Further to my mentioning my school-days statue of St Thomas Aquinas, somebody, who shall remain nameless, has sent me a pic of an identical statue.

I can now see that "my" St Thomas Aquinas had something missing all of those years.

Instead of giving us the blessing of the Benson & Hedges or ham, cheese & pickle, he should have been playing darts!

Having done my own bit of research I spent 5 mins having a look on Google Image before I continued re-cataloguing my porn], in an attempt to find out what old Tommy was doing playing "arrers", I found that most pics of him seem to show him holding a feather. My theological conclusion, therefore, is that he was plucking chickens and therefore he must be their patron saint.

......and then I found this. Obviously the chickens took revenge!