The things that people say.

The saying goes that you never overhear anything nice. As true as this may be, some of the things you do hear are bloody funny.

“Take it easy at work” [overheard on the bus]. Surely the complete and diametric opposite of what going to work is supposed to be?

“Liberty! Liberty! Bleeding get ‘ere and do as y’r told!” [Yelled by some yummy mummy [not] at her delightful offspring]. Liberty is obviously a name to be conferred on grubby kids as opposed to a right to be fought for.