Festivals

More bloody festivals. Soho Pride this time but in my moonlighting capacity.
Not bad as Soho Pride goes. Not half as hot as last year nor half as busy but loads more trouble. Sad to say all the fights [and what would ordinarily have been classified as Public Order Incidents] that I dealt with involved lesbians. Actually, it’s not sad, it’s no more than I would expect. Cunts, in every sense of the word.
What made me giggle was the Bel Ami Boys. Bel Ami is some east European porn brand. I’ve never seen any of the vids [although I do watch porn [hence my wrist is nearly as thick as my neck!]] but the adverts for it show toned, ultra gorgeous guys. In the flesh, so to speak, I found them plain [not even cute] with the most appallingly bad skin and the atypical Slavic flat backed, wide head and sticky out ears. The must have been the B team reserves!Give me a nice German boy any day.

This post was a bit late coz my connection went dead [Thanx BT] and it's taken me nearly a week to get it restored. And no, they didn't cut me off for not paying the bill!