On Your Marks, Get Set...............

This stuff doesn't work!

I would have been better off jamming

the box up my arse!

Today has been most unpleasant. For most of the time I didn't know which way up to sit on the loo! God only knows what I've eaten. Needless to say, I didn't go to work. I hate being ill but what I hate more is being of work. If it wasn't for the fact that I daren't be more than ten feet away from a toilet I would have gone to work. Dave says it must be something I ate at work because he's fine but after some of the things he's had in his mouth over the years, nothing would make him ill!